Panic On Sunday Morning

In typical New England Patriots fashion, the dynastic franchise started 2016 sharp despite missing Gronk to injury and Tom Brady to the Deflategate suspension. Backup QB Jimmy Garoppolo looked nearly as efficient as Tommy (and almost as handsome) through 6 flawless quarters…before leaving the field with a sprained shoulder.

With Brady disallowed for two more weeks, Coach Hoodie’s caught in a lurch with rookie Jacoby Brissett next on the depth chart and wide receiver Julian Edelman in emergency reserve…so might Belichick try some unconventional options to get the team through?

Peyton Manning is waiting on a couch…Tim Tebow was in camp with the Pats last year…perhaps some trickery is in store from the team that’s always looking for an edge…

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FSUgly

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With the Tallahassee police blotter starting to resemble the FSU depth chart, one has to wonder if head coach Jimbo Fisher actively recruits young men with a predilection for violence against women, or if perhaps beating women is just part of the Seminole training program.

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Are You There God? It’s Me, Russell

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As Super Bowl 50 ended, Patriots Nation celebrated, the 12th Man second-guessed, and God apparently felt it necessary to explain himself to Russell Wilson.

DangeRuss recently revealed that God spoke to him on the field,  proving what athletes always tell us: the Divine Creator does have an acute interest in sporting events. Or could Wilson have been confused…

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